Han-stupid destroyed everything. It portrays them as dim-witted and self-obsessed people who can be easily manipulated. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking "wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career. Mugatu: You have no evidence. Hansel: I'll go get Derek, tell my Orgy I love them! I think the only good thing about it would be there'd be no turns." A week? View All Videos (7) Zoolander 2 Quotes. At the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than being really, really good looking. My name's Little Cletus and I'm here to tell you a few things about child labor laws, ok? You're even more dead to me than your dead mother. The movie is remembered for its Famous Funny Zoolander quotes by Derek, Hansel, and Mmagatu.

How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?Mugatu: Derek, this is just a small...Derek Zoolander: I don't wanna hear your excuses!

Yippee! Okay? And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. And extra buoyancy! Tonight's going to be a real Jack off. Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now! Mugatu Quotes: Mugatu: You're asking me why I killed Justin Bieber? Absurd as it was, Zoolander was one of the most memorable comedies of the 2000s. Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? I hear words like beauty and handsomness and incredibly chisele... Oh, I thought you were going to tell me what a bad eugoogalizor... Hi Derek! “- Mugatu: Shut up, Valentino! I'd like to do this forever. His face falls when hippie-chic "he's so hot right now" Hansel scooters in to steal this year's award. Blood of Steve! One tenth of Hansel's Orgy: Where'd everybody go? A center for ants?! —Derek. I suggest you and your Kmart Jaclyn Smith Collection outfit... s... You're dead to me, son. Share. Rabbi: Hansel, meaningless sex always makes me feel better about myself.

Like. Let me show you Derelicte. Mugatu Quotes: Mugatu: You're asking me why I killed Justin Bieber? And I always have to laugh because I'm so good looking. ", 7) "If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. —Derek, Bonus: "What is this? Mugatu: Oh, look, it's the White Witch from Narnia! Permalink: At the Derek Zoolander Center … Anna Wintour: Oh, please. —Derek, Ruth Bader Ginsburg's Most Inspiring Quotes, 11 Chic Fall Outfit Ideas to Try This Season, This content is created and maintained by a third party, and imported onto this page to help users provide their email addresses.